Air Units

Plane Preggers

A basic addition to your set, plane preggers sports just enough strength and firepower on a medium range shooter to hit the target and kill it on the third, fourth or fifth try. The bread basket to your bloody meal, this plane is every wise man’s wingman. They say a vehicle can’t love you back, but this one sure tries. Really hard.

Mothership

This powerful healing plane will iron out the wrinkles in many old units, and restore them to their factory shine, brush them all real nice and set them back out into battle all minty fresh. Said to have been inspired by a war nurse who had nothing to do with mandolins of any sort, cases have been documented where pilots experience mild separation anxiety on being assigned a different unit.

Bloody Baron

Adding average range and strength to above average firepower, the bloody baron adds insult to injury, with an extra helping of injury on the side. Dressed up for war, the baron’s contract comes with a clause that states every pilot needs to go through a weekly psyche eval throughout his assignment to make sure the pilot is fully aware that he is not the plane, part of the plane, or devoured by the plane at all times.

Hypno-Shocker

Packing a medium range shocker on the plane’s central wave transmitter, this work of art was designed to add a traditional edge to the modern yet un-yielding practice of recruitment. Low on teammates? Caught in hostile territory? Marooned beyond enemy lines? Not a drop of sweat needs to be shed. Not a drop of sweat is advised to be shed either, the contract’s fineline cautions use of this unit above water. All you have to do is point the hypno-schocker’s cannon at an unfriendly unit and you got yourself a new friend.

Zeppelin Zapper

Coupling great strength and firepower with low range, this Zeppelin can shoot the eternal argh out of a seasoned pirate. The pride and joy of the McNuadas, this unit was made with love, and sees to it that the skies keep raining men to the exalted hallelujahs of a plethora of newly-singled women. Shortly after the introduction of the Zeppelin Zapper to war stock, its effect was felt weeks before any of the people considered looking up only to find out that the flak storms were the work of man.