Land Units

Carvoeira

This unit is the queen-bee prototype for all the land units that followed. The Carvoeria sports medium firepower on a medium range pointer, significantly topping F16’s coverage with a powder-saving design. This land unit is stationary, but lethal. The Carvoeria’s assignment comes with complimentary coffee coupons, honoring the tradition and counteracting the bunker’s tendency to lull its men into a sense of cradling safety.

F16 Tanker

Easy on the resources, the all-purpose F16 Tanker puts medium firepower on a low range pointer, making this unit an indispensable yet deadly addition to your front ranks. Story has it that the engineer stumbled upon it by a stroke of luck. On being asked to develop a new generation of tanks out of the Carvoeira’s prototype, he kept forgetting his coffee and where the coffee rings on his blueprints met, the new stain axes led to a revelation in the prototype’s design.

BBQ spitter

Adapted from its international counterpart, the concept for this sugar-momma reached native airs through trade. Tales spoke of a unit that could collect an entire nation’s wrath on enemies from islands away. The BBQ spitter is a multi-purpose destruction unit; not only could she target many units simultaneously, but is the pride and joy of its courters with a Damage over Time Easter feature. The DoT features lets you hit the enemy once, and watch it wither away for many, many turns. She’s a smooth work of art, and comes with a glove compartment for all the Cubans cigars you’ll be lighting up to the sight as you sit back and enjoy the fireworks.

Heart Eater

Just as one might compare the BBQ spitter to a feisty doll that eats up your heart with passionate rigor, one might compare the heart eater to your mother-in-law. This behemoth sports an encompassing range shooter meant for targets the eyes can’t see, but always know. Able to neutralize several units per hit with its area of effect capability, this AoE feature allows you to get into the heart and soul of people plotting against you before they leave their war rooms.

Tesla 87B

Perhaps the most powerful static land unit compared to its counterparts, this Von Schnitzel baby shacks up deadly firepower on a high-range, medium-strength shooter, and is sure to detonate your threat and any smithereens of consciousness it may have left in its vicinity by an unfortunate stroke of feng-shui. Now you see them, now you don’t, the Tesla 87B positively annihilates your worries at the click of a button. The natives are known to equate it in folktale with fate itself, having a Tesla 87B on your team means having fate on your side.